You are so wonderfully bizarre.

“I've never been this naked with a girl before. I'm not self-conscious or anythi…”

“She takes out a piece of paper that looks like the list I gave her months ago. …”

“Two hugs. Both I can’t get out of my mind. One was so quick I’m not even sure i…”

“You try to be a nice guy, but girls just have to be stubborn about it. Then the…”