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“People are motivated by three things, Rachel. Love …” A red marker clattered in…”

“But I knew Nick. He was too ugly to die.”

“My eyes widened at the ball of orange fluff squeezing out from under the counte…”

“She was only a year old, but elves grew up fast. Not like witches, who Jenks sw…”