You can believe history books when they tell you when wars were fought. You just can’t trust them as to why.

“A blanket could be used to keep me single. Not that I need any help from anybod…”

“Last February had 29 days. It wasn’t a leap year, but me and 28 of my clones ea…”

“I have women all over the world. In New York, London, Los Angeles. I think what…”

“She asked me if I wanted to have sex, and I replied, “With you, or in general?”