You can have your cake, but you can’t eat it. You have to sit there and watch me scarf it down.

“I put the “org” in organic. I also put it in orgasm and orgy.”

“I am the open, empty palm. You may call it ingratitude, bearing no gifts, but I…”

“A brick could be used as a pillow, if you first wrap it with a blanket. But if …”

“The first man to successfully clone himself deserves to pat himself on the back…”