You can talk about love all day, but until you feel it, you might as well be an albino under an umbrella.

“I’m a natural salesman. I sold my soul to the devil. I’m so shrewd that I got p…”

“Man should have a solid foundation under his feet, and a roof over his mouth.”

“I went to a fire sale. I brought a bucket of water, and boy did I make a splash.”

“I've decided to donate my arsenal of machine guns to a hunting charity. That sh…”