You can tell a lot about a man by his shoes, like if he’s barefoot or not.

“Bestseller doesn’t necessarily mean good writer. I think it takes 10,000 book s…”

“I remember one time some guy put caviar in my omelet, and I had to complain say…”

“He looked like a raccoon, so I told him to take off his coonskin cap. So he did…”

“At first I thought my wife and I were made for each other. It was as if we came…”