You can tell people the truth, but they'll never believe you until the event. In the meantime, the truth will just piss them off and get you in a lot of trouble.

“We just had a near-life experience!”

“During the First World War, I told her, Hitler had been a runner, delivering me…”

“Music is crucial... Let's say you're southbound on the interstate, cruising alo…”

“Tyler's words coming out of my mouth. I used to be such a nice person.”