You cannot dispute the ridiculous. You cannot argue reasonably with evil.

“...and so many orchards circled the village that on some crisp October afternoo…”

“I'd been bitten by a lion, but you had to look inside me to see the scar.”

“They say that dogs may dream, and when Topsy was old, his feet would move in hi…”

“Like the rabbi with the red circle, she should have said "no" to everything. Sh…”