You can’t help who your parents are or aren’t. My parents aren’t—they don’t exist and have never existed.

“Wisdom is gained like grain for bread, I think as I butter my toast. I’d better…”

“Only the living can read. This means that when I write, my target market is peo…”

“When I hear a politician has died in a car accident, I think, “How tragic! Even…”

“I can run 50 yards faster than I can mow them.”