You can't put a price tag on human life. But if you could, I'd demand coupons for clones.

“A pastor, a politician, and a brick walk into a bar, and the bartender says, “S…”

“I could write from anywhere, including the moon, provided I had a pencil and no…”

“There’s no room in my life for a woman. I mean I live in a closet, and I suppos…”

“If I weren’t married, and I didn’t have a girlfriend, I’d ask that girl out. Bu…”