You can’t steal what no man owns. Like my love, for example. It’s owned exclusively by women.

“My left hand is my bad hand. I spank it with my right hand. You might call it c…”

“Cats are bundles of cute, wrapped in fur and purrs.”

“I know a woman loves me when she leaves me leftovers in the fridge from the dat…”

“I wanted to write something that made no linear sense. None. Zero. Something th…”