You can’t write with dry ink. Likewise, using another author’s dried words to make your writing more fluid is not only dishonest, but it’s against everything I stand for as a former lifeguard.

“I want to blanket the city of Hamburg with a slice of melted cheese.”

“A brick could be used as a laxative. You know, “Shit a brick.”
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“A brick could be used to decorate a house. And not just one brick, thousands co…”

“So you made a mistake. Don’t beat yourself up over it. Let me beat you up inste…”