You did something because it had always been done, and the explanation was, ‘But we’ve always done it this way.’ A million dead people can’t have been wrong, can they?

“In the words of the philosopher Sceptum, the founder of my profession: am I goi…”

“It was like being in a Jane Austen novel, but one with far less clothing.”

“If there's one thing that really annoys a god, it's not knowing something.”

“Watering down the currency of expression, causing anything to mean whatever you…”