You don’t have the shadow volume to sit next to me in the sunshine of truth.

“From a distance it looked like a dog, but it was just a smashed and beaten box.…”

“Should I go up one flight of stairs and then come back down, or should I go dow…”

“My eyes are so close together that when I cross my eyes, my irises actually tra…”

“Good things come to those who ate. I’m going to wait to eat. I just got done sw…”