You don’t have to be Sherlock Holmes to read the body language that people’s homes present.

“My erection at noon causes an elongated shadow so black you’d think I was an al…”

“I added five shots to my coffee, because that’s all the bullets my magazine can…”

“I’m not a bicycle. Don’t try to ride me and leave me in the garage. I’m a tread…”

“So that was how I spent nine months of my life. I felt like I was pregnant, exc…”