You don’t have to visit an asylum to see insanity. All you have to do is visit Washington DC.

“I wear a jockstrap with my gun holster (loaded with fruits and vegetables).”

“It’s possible that I couldn’t handle the truth, but I sure wouldn’t mind fondli…”

“A brick could be used as a paperweight, if the words you wrote weren’t weighty …”

“I’d rather ride a unicorn than a unicycle. But my enemies, they could all ride …”