You don’t need my approval to disagree. But I’m sure you agree—and I’m sure you agree.

“My reputation precedes me. It shows up about fifteen minutes before I do, eats,…”

“When I make love, I make a difference in at least one person’s life. (Limit one…”

“-Good thing you don’t own a mirror, Mr. Mirrorless, or you’d see how ugly you a…”

“I stood under the umbrella for hours before I folded it up and started walking.…”