You get a glass tank, put it where the TV used to be, and all you get is a lizard—something so
stupid that every time the maid moves a rock the lizard thinks it’s been relocated miles away.

“It's just the biggest mistake I could think to make”

“The gyms you go to are crowded with guys trying to look like men, as if being a…”

“Because everything up to now is a story and everything after now is a story.”

“Where would Jesus be if no one ever wrote the gospels?”