You know, Eric?" Marky's eyes glazed over, revealing he was unwrapping a new idea. "Won't it be weird when we get married? I mean, life will completely change!"

We both pondered the wonder of wedded bliss for a few moments and then Marky added, "I guess you're gonna have to stop doing that disgusting throat clearing thing in the morning!"

"Well, you're gonna have to stop snoring!" I jabbed back

"My wife will be soothed by my snore!" Marky defended.

"Yeah, right! And my wife will be soothed by my disgusting throat clearing thing!

Author: Eric Ludy

You know, Eric?" Marky's eyes glazed over, revealing he was unwrapping a new idea. "Won't it be weird when we get married? I mean, life will completely change!"<br /><br />We both pondered the wonder of wedded bliss for a few moments and then Marky added, "I guess you're gonna have to stop doing that disgusting throat clearing thing in the morning!"<br /><br />"Well, <i>you're</i> gonna have to stop snoring!" I jabbed back<br /><br />"My wife will be soothed by my snore!" Marky defended.<br /><br />"Yeah, right! And <i>my</i> wife will be soothed by my disgusting throat clearing thing!<br /> - Eric Ludy



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