You know what show I thought was a riot? Live coverage of Egyptians overthrowing their government.

“The best part about love is it’ll still be around long after I’m dead. That’s a…”

“One of your siblings has got to be the dumbest. And if you’re an only child—you…”

“This work is the link between my Dear Natalie piece and my upcoming Agatha work…”

“In high school I attended a magnet school—for refrigerators.”