You know what’s not funny? Funny bones. No, at best they are only mildly amusing.

“Take me to Happy Birthday Land. It’s open 364 days of the year, and the one day…”

“I rearranged the letters of the word “neologism” to make the word neologism its…”

“I didn’t write this piece to attract a potential mate, as the title might lead …”

“I respect my elders, but I don’t respect the Myelders, who are my neighbors, be…”