You know you're in for a bad day when the Devil eats your last HobNob.

“I did worry at one stage that all my stories seem to revolve around secrets, li…”

“I know I have to give her that freedom. Otherwise I’ve just caged her, haven’t …”

“Know me right through to my bones.”

“I don't usually like to stop women staring at my groin, but... you're a bit int…”