You make a joke out of everything.
Life’s too painful not to.

“What the hell?" I asked. Is this daring escape being sponsored by Honda?”

“I fought against her, trying to mount some kind of defense, but it was like fig…”

“You kill me, Rose," he said melodramatically. "Every day is agony without you. …”

“Right. Because there’s no bigger sign of commitment than a Halloween dance”