You make me sick. I think I’ll have to call out of work on your account. Or have that account closed.

“Most people like winners, but I prefer underdogs. They’re more fun to pet.”

“I admire the Stanley Cup. I’ll bet winning it could provide enough clean water …”

“I don’t care if you live by the motto: let the chips fall where they may, but d…”

“If you put the “rich” in ostrich, I’ll put in the “ost.”