You might think there is nothing more patriotic than dying for your country, but I think there is nothing more patriotic than living for your country.

“The past—I’m looking forward to it.”

“I can’t tell you how much I love @Gatorade. Wait, I’m sorry. I always get Gator…”

“Conspiracy theorists like to claim NASA’s moon landing was faked. Well of cours…”

“The light lulls you into a false sense of security. But if the dark should come…”