You scare me.

“What was he doing in there? Was he just getting dressed reeeaaally slowly? Was …”

“Oh, I burned it with my straightener.”“You burned your leg with your straighten…”

“Spence, I don't have balls. Good thing, too, because they'd look terrible in th…”

“I am in love with this burrito. I would marry it if I didn’t want to eat it so …”