You shit sheep shapes, and I shit wolves as brown as bark. It’s all politics.

“I met my girlfriend at a bar. But I broke up with her because she was already t…”

“I’d paint with a beard if I could grow out of my abstract expressionist phase.”

“A brick could be used to instill patience in a pupil. Not a pupil as in part of…”

“God ordered the world and all things in it, and I ordered a pizza and all thing…”