You should shoot. I should shoo.

“Love is like a portable lamp/sex toy. The world calls those flashlights, but I’…”

“A blanket could be used as a water purification device. Place it between a flow…”

“Early on I set out to write the next Great American Novel, and then later on I …”

“Someday I want to write a sixteen-syllable Haiku about the death and disappeara…”