You want to tell me what this is? she asked as she gabbed my erection. “A miracle of science,” I replied.

“A blanket could be used to fill in the blank.
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“The doors magically opened without the assistance of modern electronic devices.…”

“I am the alphabet soup of love. Eat me or read me, but don’t feed me to the cat…”

“I saw a white toilet, with no plumbing, alone in a field of snow. Well, almost …”