You wouldn’t try to mow your lawn with an electric razor, like it was a green beard, so why would you try to deny the existence of nonexistence?


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“My penis is looooooong. Wait, I think I left off an O. Probably better that way…”

“A blanket (twin, full, or queen-sized) could be placed squarely over the state …”

“A counterfeit is a knock off. A cat’s tail swiping a knickknack placed perilous…”