You’ll drown in my love story, if I ever write it using a fountain pen.

“Meatloaf is meatloaf is not a true statement. You can have gravy on top, ketchu…”

“My window of opportunity had blinds in it. Helen Keller and friends were standi…”

“The best part about bowling is pouring in the cereal and the milk. I’ve always …”

“Men are from vaginas, and women are from women.”