Your dinner is mocking me. I’ll kill it and eat it.

“Whenever I drink, I always have one too many. Of course, I only ever drink one.”

“There are two typos of people in this world: those who can edit, and those who …”

“With twelve of my clones, I want to co-write a one-liner about sex, drugs, and …”

“I want to buy “A Touch of Gray,” because I’d look more distinguished with a tou…”