Your face influences your life, because it effects how people treat you. Sometimes you don’t have to be king to be treated like royalty—you only have to look like the king.

“A brick could be used to wash your hands. And after that, I’d suggest you wash …”

“It’s me and you, or me and knitting. Don’t make me choose. Ugh, #love.”

“To treat everyone equally is offensive, because it fails to recognize anyone as…”

“When I was two, a year was half of my life. It must have felt like forever. But…”