Your fork is my shovel. I eat real estate and I drink coffee.

“I’m all out of beer like I’m all out of love. But I don’t drink beer, so who ca…”

“Mr. Pot drank ten pots of coffee, even though I only made eight. That’s a savin…”

“I won’t pick up your bad habits. They look heavy and I’ve got a bad back. Plus,…”

“Two guys, a man and a beast, were walking underwater, when two goats began fish…”