Your love is my candy, and I wouldn’t dream of trying to give it away to strange children. Author: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “If I were a lawyer, I’d only date women named Sue.” “My face looks different now that I got the boundaries redrawn by an experienced…” “I listen to AM radio in the AM, and AM radio for an AM audience in my PM (thoug…” “My bed is better than all the rest. That’s why I just stand there staring at it…”