Your penis is a whistle. My penis is a flute. And I’ve got a tromboner for your girl.

“Beer has that Olympic medal color,” Rot replied, “but does it have a winning ta…”

“If a gorgeous woman hits on me right off the bat, I’m suspicious. I wonder what…”

“I have so many pet peeves that I can’t even pet them all. And damn I wish they …”

“I plan on leaving my mark on this world, in ink, with a pen spill that’ll make …”