You’re already older than the last time I saw you, and I just saw you right before I blinked.

“I have a double-breasted suit. It’s got four nipples stitched on the front (two…”

“My dream as a boy was to write a coloring book, but the nagging problem was alw…”

“The future seems so crowded to me. All I see is me, me, me, me, me and a millio…”

“I’m a poor worker. The quality of work I do is excellent, but I make no money.”