You’re bleeding all over my couch.” I groaned.
“Excuse the hell out of me.

“He's named you heir apparent to the Apocalypse. Congratulations.”

“In any group of people, no matter how hard-assed they might appear, there’s alw…”

“Bite me”

“I am not driving back home in a car with Bipolar Man," I said, and I meant it. …”