You’re disoriented. You’re in the future. You just woke up. You’ve been asleep for eight hours.


“If I shake your hand, will I get my fingerprints all over your fingertips? I ho…”

“I would say exploit the stupid, because they’re expendable and loyal, but it’s …”

“I made love to a woman who didn’t exist, and I can’t remember how it didn’t fee…”

“The average time for lightning to strike and thunder to hit is how long I love.…”