You’re disoriented. You’re in the future. You just woke up. You’ve been asleep for eight hours.


“You get used to success and you start to expect it—and that’s when you fail. Lu…”

“If I’m having sex during an earthquake, would I get a refund on all those quart…”

“I’d love to be a color commentator, but I can’t, because I’m white, and white i…”

“He was born after me, and he died before me. I gave him life, and I killed him.…”