You're not boring. You've got to stop saying that, or people will start believing you.

“Throughout the book, she refers to herself as "the side effect," which is just …”

“I sat on the couch for a while as Augustus searched for his keys. His mom sat d…”

“The vast majority of us imagine ourselves as like literature people or math peo…”

“He could just never see anything coming. He was nearsighted. The future lay bef…”