You're one hell of a woman, Molly,” I said. “Thank you.

“People love dogs. You can never go wrong adding a dog to the story.”

“Keep it up, wise guy. I'm always going to be taller than you once you're lying …”

“Ignorance is more than bliss, it's freaking orgasmic ecstacy!”

“The course of history is determined not by battles, by sieges, or usurpation, b…”