You're the answer before I even asked the question.

“Don't 'honey' me in that southern-fried twang.”

“She had, for too many years, found it easier to bend than to stand.”

“As a rule of thumb, I'd say one cliché per [Romance]--and then be damn sure you…”

“Did you ever climb into one of those suits of armor?""Caine did once-it took me…”