You’re used to being the smartest guy in the room. Solitary confinement will do that.

“With sex, I’d recommend practicing a lot. But remember, have fun with it. After…”

“As a way for both of us to make money, I’ll hold you hostage, while at the same…”

“I got him a cool gift. I got him a pack of razors, and a really furry dead cat.”

“Before bed I do a bit of light reading. I’m reading a 50-pound book on midgets.”