Hey, you've still got your endangered hymen. Which means you'll make it to closing credits - I'm s.o.l.

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When Matthew merely stared at him, Jackson reached into the weapon box and pulled out a sheathed machete, handing it to the boy.

Matthew laughed and dropped it.

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I GOT BOURBON-FACED ON SHIT STREET!

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And all he wants is to throw a rager in your sugar mill?" Then she frowned. "Wow. That sounded raunchy.

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Goody Two-shoes Evie Greene got herself pickled, for true. If I'd known you were such a juvenile delinquent, I might've asked for a new history podna."

"Juvenile delinquent? Hmm. Aren't your initials J.D.? If the shoe fits...

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Mel exhaled. "Why are you forcing me into the voice-of-reason role? You know that never works out for us.

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Jackson asked, "Where'd the water come from in your house?"

"A pipe." Then he explained to Jackson, "Water travels in pipes.

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Jackson snorted. And Selena play-slapped his chest, like he was her mischievous boyfriend.

At that, the inital mrowr pfft pfft I'd felt transformed into I will cut a bitch.

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I doubt she'll welcome you if I tell her you undressed me."

"Maybe she'll only partially welcome me."

Smart-ass.

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I woan let you go back to that boy--not until you give me one bec doux." A sweet kiss. Then he reached forward, unlacing the ribbon from my hair.

"What are you doing?" I murmured.

"Souvenir." He put it in his pocket, and for some reason that struck me as the sexiest thing I'd ever seen.

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