It is not your business to succeed, but to do right. When you have done so the rest lies with god.
C.S. LewisThen the high king carefully turned the golden screw. Once: Nothing. Twice: Nothing. Then he turned it the third time, and the boy’s ass fell off.
Patrick Rothfussi recommend the phrase 'pineapple ass
Tao LinTags: ass pineapple pineapple-humor tao-lin
Is my paranoia getting completely out of hand, or are you mongoloids really talking about me?
John Kennedy TooleTags: absurd satire attitude intellectual hilarious sheep ass contempt curmudgeon pompous meatsacks mouthbreathers pronouncements
I have been an author for 20 years and an ass for 55.
Mark TwainWho knows himself a braggart, let him fear this, for it will come to pass that every braggart shall be found an ass.
William ShakespeareTags: humor shakespeare humility pride all-s-well-that-ends-well bragging ass braggart parroles
Does this dress make my ass look big?" I ask him.
"You look like a fat cow in high heels," he laughs.
Yes, I am married to this idiot.
Don’t be disappointed if the whole world is against you, maybe it is because you are a tough ass.
M.F. MoonzajerTags: world disappointed ass tough against
There are four kinds of people to avoid in the world: the assholes, the asswipes, the ass-kissers, and those that just will shit all over you.
Anthony LiccioneTags: people shit idiots jerks ass brown-nose
I couldn't have been more shocked if he pulled a pink elephant out of his ass!
Tamara Rose BlodgettTags: humor ass shock elephant
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