She gave me money to buy condoms, and instead I bought a book of baby names. That’s life. That’s love. That’s fiscally irresponsible.


Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Tags: humor life money love sex funny trust responsibility babies names birth irresponsible condoms baby baby-names fiscally-irresponsible

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New Rule: Don't name your kid after a ballpark. Cubs fans Paul and Teri Fields have named their newborn son Wrigley. Wrigley Fields. A child is supposed to be an independent individual, not a means of touting your own personal hobbies. At least that's what I've always taught my kids, Panama Red and Jacuzzi.

Bill Maher

Tags: humor parents children baseball names sports parenting chicago naming sports-fans chicago-cubs baby-names bad-decisions

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