A man’s bank balance is the new penis size.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Tags: money materialism size sexy penis bank-balance



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There’s a correlation between the number of digits on a man’s bank balance, and, the number of things that his woman is willing to forgive him for.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Tags: money relationships forgiveness dating materialism bank-balance



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When a man's bank balance becomes too small, his woman flees. For a man to do the same, his woman's body — or vagina — has to do the opposite.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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In some cases, people with a body (whose size) they did not long for are victims of having a bank balance (whose size) they longed for.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Tags: money greed body weight overweight overeating bank-balance glutony



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There really is no correlation between age and one’s bank balance. I’ve met wealthy boys and broke men.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Tags: money age wealth poor bank-balance



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