She whipped her tentacles away from his fingers decapitating the dead lobster-dog and its body fell from the ceiling fan.

Athena Villaverde

Tags: humor bizarro tentacles



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Tags: bizarro fiesta gigantic-death-worm mexican-ninjas



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Brahman and I are buddies.

Stephen Beam

Tags: science-fiction sci-fi bizarre bizarro



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My thinking-of-kitties smile!

Carlton Mellick III

Tags: bizarro



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I’m alive; I’m not gonna try eating your ass, okay? Don’t shoot!”

“What… Eat my ASS?”

“Sorry, I didn’t mean it like that.

Shamus McCarty

Tags: zombies bizarro assholery



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For the first time, I smelled her. I can't describe the smell. Flowery, yet somehow musty, like a beautiful woman with the soul of an old book.

Caris O'Malley

Tags: bizarro bizzare cris-o-malley the-egg-said-nothing



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The girl slid into the back seat of the town car, tugging at the hem of her dress like she was afraid she might leave a stain on the upholstery.

John McNee

Tags: humor elitist gross sexist bizarro down-and-out



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