I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb - and I'm not blonde either.
Dolly PartonTags: confession blonde-humor
She was what we used to call a suicide blonde-- dyed by her own hand.
Saul BellowTags: blonde-humor
What's so funny?" Bella mumbled.
"I got food in her hair," I told her, chortling again.
"I'm not going to forget this, dog," Rosalie hissed.
"S'not so hard to erase a blond's memory," I countered. "Just blow in her ear."
Get some new jokes, "Rosalie snapped.
Tags: blonde-humor
Ew. Someone put the dog out, "Rosalie murmured wrinkling her nose.
Have you herd this one, Psycho?
how do a blond's brain cells die?"
She didn't say anything.
Well?" I asked."Do you know the punch line or not?"
She looked pointedly at the TV and ignored me.
Has she heard it?" I asked Edward.
No." He answered.
Awesome. So you'll enjoy this, bloodsucker--a blond's brain cells die alone.
Tags: blonde-humor
Hey, do you know what you call a blond with a brain?" I asked, and the continued on the same breath, "a golden retriever."
I've heard that one, too," she said, no longer smiling.
I'll keep trying." I promised.
Tags: blonde-humor
I felt like the blonde in every horror movie who hears a noise in the basement and goes to investigate alone. Sometimes you smell the stupid all around you, but you step in it anyway.
Ann AguirreTags: clichés blonde-humor
There's only one sort of natural blonde on earth - albinos.
Marilyn MonroeTags: blonde-humor
You could put a blond wig on a hot-water heater and some dude would try to fuck it.
Tina FeyTags: kindlehighlight blonde-humor
When I caught up, I grabbed Jack’s arm. “What are you
doing here?” “Hiding! That’s how you play the game, right? I thought
the title hide-and-seek was fairly self-explanatory. Then
again, you are blond.” “So are you, idiot. Again, what are you doing here?
Tags: blonde-humor
... were trying to tell the dumb blonde to close her mouth, but the woman clearly took her hair color very seriously.
Sharon GreenTags: humor blonde-humor
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