Beautiful night, isn't it, Police Girl? It's especially beautiful if you're a bloodsucker.

Kohta Hirano

Tags: vampires blood alucard hellsing bloodsuckers seras

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I've just been bitten on the neck by a vampire... mosquito. Does that mean that when the night comes I will rise and be annoying?

Vera Nazarian

Tags: night vampires insects annoyance vampire sting mosquitoes insect bite annoying bugs bloodsuckers bug aggravating bloodsucker mosquito night-creature

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Stupid Romanian bloodsucker. He was lucky I hadn't bestowed another exalted scar on his imperial body.

Beth Fantaskey

Tags: funny vampire bloodsuckers

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Finally, Charlie gave up the hunt and placed (the puppy) back on the floor, dispatching fleas was not his idea of a romantic evening, unless you happened to be a twisted exterminator, he thought.

E.A. Bucchianeri

Tags: humor animals dogs romance humour puppies funny weird pets dates bloodsuckers fleas exterminators pass-the-fleas-please pests romance-gone-wrong romantic-evening

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